NOt me this time

 

I should make it.

Just gonna phone Bodyworx and see when they want my car back up. Hopefully get it fixed this week.:bgrin2:

 

If i get out of court a free man then i'l see yuo there. If not then in a year lol .

 

If i get out of court a free man then i'l see yuo there. If not then in a year lol .

what you do????????????????

 

what you do????????????????

He raped a Fiesta, its exhaust was never the same again... :shake: :lol: :dddc:

 

Yep should be there! Maybe some cleanin action again Stuarty??

 

Yep should be there! Maybe some cleanin action again Stuarty??

Aye I think so my wee pal, providing Gordon gives me the day off... :dddc:

 

Aye I think so my wee pal, providing Gordon gives me the day off... :dddc:

Maybe some chicken?!

 

Maybe some chicken?!

That sounds amazing!!!

 

He raped a Fiesta, its exhaust was never the same again... :shake: :lol: :dddc:

poor soul

xx

 

Man Vs Machine.. Machine wins. Its a mini adventure lol

 

Man Vs Machine.. Machine wins. Its a mini adventure lol

Burnt tadger!? :lol:

 

Burnt tadger!? lol whats that?

 

Burnt tadger!? lol whats that?

"Tadger" is slang for "veiny man-wand" :lol:

 

oh no no. Bit of emergency surgery and a metal plate or 2 in him.

 

what yous on about??


xx

 

what yous on about??


xx

We're still on about the Fiesta-humping incident daft stuff... I think... :err: :lol:

 

Jaccrab showed some ned what happens when you try and play chicken with a car.

And rightfully so in the circumstances Hollie!

 

what???? he ran someone over??

mg:

xx

 

hahahahahaahhahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
day off hahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
best joke ive heard all day

 

what???? he ran someone over??

mg:

xx

Not so much ran him over as.............hit him, reversed back over him, wheel spun across his legs and three point turned across his torso....then stalling on his face unti lall that was left was a goopy mess of wee, poo and buckfast.























:lol: kiddin on, Some ned would have caused him (and his orange grove ZR) some GBH if he hadnt escaped from a tight situation.

Free the Grove 1!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Lets get t-shirts printed up!!!

Free the Grove 1!

 

 

Err, OK. Can i buy one please, in Pie boy size. Or did you get the last one TJ?

 

Err, OK. Can i buy one please, in Pie boy size. Or did you get the last one TJ?

I've got the last "Pie Boy", still got "Beer Gut" and "Fat *******" sizes left :lol: