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Q. What goes 'coo-coo coo-coo coo-coo thud'?
A. A wood pigeon being hit up the jacksee at 70mph by an MGF windscreen.

Fair made me blink I can tell you :errx2:. Actually, think the lucky b:***:d (bird?) must have had a glancing blow as a check in the mirror showed it to be flying normally. Ha, that will teach it to treat the A1 with respect.

Q. What goes 'clank thud'?
A. A piece of exhaust dropping from a car and then immediately being run over by an MGF.

Used similar words to the pigeon incident a few minutes previously. Anyway, that was my drive to work this morning.

Q. What goes 'flutter flutter flutter squelch'?
A. Some songbird making a fatally wrong decision in front of an MGF.

Drive home this time at end of long way home drive with roof down on Northumberland back roads. Just one of those days...:eek:

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what is with pigeons and roads, are they just thick, all that soft green stuff either side, and they hang around on hard tarmac, god I hate them grrrrrrrr :D
 

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Pigeons are the Second Plague....hate them, the dirty, filthy things.

And they have no shame! They just sit there in the middle of the road like they own the road. They're asking to be splatted...but I'd rather let someone else do the splatting!
 
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