just retyped for him.
'Car was good before i bought it.
Has been driven through halfords, but avoided the cycling/touring section (sensible bit)
Fitted the biggest wheels i could afford on benefits.
tried to make it look like a zr, and failed.
illegal strobes fitted.
Air con doesn't work (that's why i've not used it for 2 years.)
will fail MOT due to exhaust.
massive heatsoak and reduced MPG on air cone.
engine blew up in march cos i ragged it.
slight oil seepage into water due to HGF.
need to sell quick before it goes again.
seats don't match.
paintwork looks like finished by scouring pad.
windscreen needs replacing-will cause MOT fail.
not actually insured (i didn't get around to it.)
drives like a tractor.
causes spontanious projectile vomiting.
anyone stupid enough to look at it will buy it.
you'll get laughed at as i have since i did this to it, i need to be shot.'
i think that should be more accurate.