Pee through their letterbox!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good old scouse revenge! :lol:

 

Black cloud chicken.:lol::lol:


One of my favourite games......


The bane of all HCHDC driving are traffic jams and red lights...:shake::lol:

 

GO ON, take a leak through their letter box. Or, drop a smoke grenade through their letterbox :hysteria:

 

Torch their car.

 

Put their car through their letterbox.

 

Go careful. Some letterbox flaps have a strong spring.......

 

Good point, might be a two man job.
Erm...

 

I always find a tub of maggots through the letter box is more fun, they crawl into the carpet so don't get noticed, then when they turn into flies there's thousands flying all round the house.

 

check if they have any pets and fill "insert food type here"with laxatives for when they go out! clean that out of the carpets ya buggers!

 

How about the 'shakes fist silently whilst grimacing' at them as they pass?
Worked in the '30's.

 

you forgot you need to shout "WHY I OUGHTA...!"

pesky kids and their tin-top cars. I've been playing a lot of black cloud chicken lately too. I find it a lot easier to close the roof from the drivers seat if you do it whilst coming to a stop - the braking force means its a lot lighter to pull forward! :lol:

 

Nah, befriend them and invite them round for tea (laxitives to hand) then watch em **** on their own doorstep - simples! :lol:

 

apply tin opener to the roof of their car

 

Expanding foam up the exhaust.

Or, if you have plenty of time, seal around all their doors and windows and fill their car with water, maybe throw a few fish in too. :dunno:

 

When there's a mist early evening write 'poo' on their windscreen and when it dries the next day they'll see it whilst driving when the sun shines in it.

And after that corker, I'm out.

A-thank you, and a-goodnight.

 

Super glue the locks and dog poo under the door handles its been tried and tested ")

 

You must have grown up on the same estate as me. that is unbelievable

 

Super glue in the locks if it has them if it hasn't carefully take a freshly wrapped doggy doo and put a thick layer under the door handle without leaving visible evidence

 

Lol...we think alike....

 

Hmmm. Harsh......... but I like it.

 

maybe cutting there brake pipes is a bit extreme.

 

Killing eleven kids in threadbare clothes is a little too much for me

 

Would it help if they were wearing burberry?

 

How long before this thread is moved to 'How To/userguides'...?

:lol: :lol:

 

As long as there's a disclaimer saying no children were harmed during the making of this how to but 1 man had to wash his hands after I can't see a problem

 

definitely pee!

Pee through the letter box, preferably the morning after a good sesh on the beer so the liquid is thick, luminous and smelling of Sugar Puffs

 

Pee through the letter box, preferably the morning after a good sesh on the beer so the liquid is thick, luminous and smelling of Sugar Puffs

Sugarpuffs that's spot on mate...

 

what about a strategically placed nail pointing ad 45 degrees into the tyre?

 

You need two, in case they reverse. And around 60-70° works best :shh:

 

Being a locksmith for a school district most of those sound familiar...Except for the mass murder ones.:ts:
An old favorite is to take a tire valve tool and unscrew their valve stems.
You can either do them all at once or alternate corners on successive days.
The beauty of this is that if you get caught they can't say you were doing damage. The only cost to them is inconvenience.:nelson:

 

Sneaky, I like that

The easier option of course is to simply use spray paint to tell the World that he's a paedo.

I feel sorry for your ex's.

there are some truly evil people on this site. you make me proud to be a mger

I'm scared to death now

 

:hysteria: lolled at the sugarpuffs.
put some doggy poop in a spring-loaded box. :lol:

 

Vaseline on the door handles, not quite as gross as poo but far harder to get off! haha