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as promised
earlyer today i laid the blue mud flaps to rest
you may be aware of the tragic story of the rover 620 ti infected with a dire ilness known by many as "blue flaps".
this poor rover that is sadly in bits itself and being reborn :)
the flaps in preperation



with the place of execution / sacrifice

 

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blue flaps

meting their maker and paying the price



the final moments with some help from a can of wd40




i hope you can all sleep better for this

no animals were injured in the filming of this movie .

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well that's put my mind at ease. i hope the condition was just part of the bodywork and hadn't spread to the internals. wouldn't want my car to sprout some blue flaps after the engine change ?!?!?

good, noble work ! nice 1
 

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Thank god for that, i hven't been sleeping at night since i first laid eyes on those mud flaps, i heard they where fitted by a blind man or at least someone with no sense of 'this isn't right!'

well done that man i bet you feel all warm inside knowing you have done the right thing :p
 

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blue flaps

i did what had to be done , it was a dirty job but someone had to.
i think it's a bacterial infection caught by cars.
cars most at risk are cars owned by bell ends .
rovers are usually safe .
cars that suffer worst are
citroen saxo's
fiat punto's
seat ibiza's
escorts
fiesta's

it is usaully linked to the human form of chavism .
sadly no cure , if you see one or any carriers "people affected with chavism"
you must do the right thing as i have and burn the buggers.
the exhaust is next , oh yes thats right.
it is going to be recycled into bangles for disadvantaged etheopians.

follow the cause
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i did what had to be done , it was a dirty job but someone had to.
i think it's a bacterial infection caught by cars.
cars most at risk are cars owned by bell ends .
rovers are usually safe .
cars that suffer worst are
citroen saxo's
fiat punto's
seat ibiza's
escorts
fiesta's

it is usaully linked to the human form of chavism .
sadly no cure , if you see one or any carriers "people affected with chavism"
you must do the right thing as i have and burn the buggers.
the exhaust is next , oh yes thats right.
it is going to be recycled into bangles for disadvantaged etheopians.

follow the cause
matt
Priceless!!!!!!it had to be done,i'm suprised your goverment don't have some form of reserch on the cards for the terrors of "chavism"
 

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blue flaps

as soon as i have time i will be makeing bangles out of the exhaust ,
i will obviously document this .
an create a new thread on re-cycleing .
the exhaust ( for those of you that hav'nt seen it " is a (just measured)
4 1/2 " twin exit and is the biggest and loudest i have heard.

it will be lovingly cut into bangles , by the use of the anglegrinder and delicate fileing ( must come upto bs standards ).

my crusade to make the world a better place HAS BEGUN .

cheers
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blue flaps

i am still working on the bangles , getting there , i have made 4 so far .
will post some pic's of my charity work .

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haha, get em painted in some gold ??? and in keeping with the style of the car maybe get some diamonte encrusted coating ?
 

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breakin ti

i had thought of going to a craft shop and getting some of those little colour'd stones , thats my afternoon sorted then.
cheers
matt
 
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