'Kill them all, everyone of them...' I think anyway, although i dont talk to my TF... I do look like a muppet sometimes singing out of tune to heavy metal tho.....

 

'Kill them all, everyone of them...' I think anyway, although i dont talk to my TF...

Holy **** Reaper remind me never to cut you up! :lol:

 

Mine has a wierd personallity She doesnt like being left in the cold for long periods of time. She tells me this by refusing to start. Its either personality or dodgy temp sensor one of the 2.

 

talking to cars is a womens thing lol

or films like " days of thunder "

 

talking to cars is a womens thing lol

I don't know about that! When I owned my little Rover 200 my boyf tried begging, pleading & negotiating with it just to get it to start on a cold winters morning! :lol:

 

Mine just uses me. Promises me allsorts but just empties my wallet when I'm not looking.

 

Ours must be related somehow then.

 

"Woe to You Oh Earth and Sea
for the Devil sends the beast with wrath
because he knows the time is short
Let him who hath understanding
reckon the number of the beast
for it is a human number
its number is six hundred and sixty six"



Lucifer has a way with words

 

Reminds me of an Iron Maiden song....

 

I talked to my TF and I talk to my ZT. Although I mainly say to my ZT "Shall we show that BMW driving idiot up my arse what a BMW engine in a proper car can do?"

 

Purrdy says to me "Your bottle will crash before I do." in a kinda Keith Richards way :john:, if I get the urge to press the pedal down through the twisties.... :lol:

“I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.”

Keith Richards quotes (English Guitarist (Rolling Stones), b.1943)

 

Purrdy says to me "Your bottle will crash before I do." in a kinda Keith Richards way :john:, if I get the urge to press the pedal down through the twisties.... :lol:

Mine used to say that, until I spun her and damaged her wheels. She doesn't say it any more.

 

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So who does your F/TF remind you of & what would it say to you?

My F reminds me of a certain Penguin. What do you mean by 'what would it say to you'? You mean 'what does he say to me'?

Every day, Pingu asks me for some fish and yes, I always say good morning to him. Well, I mean, it's being polite

 

My F reminds me of a certain Penguin. What do you mean by 'what would it say to you'? You mean 'what does he say to me'?

Every day, Pingu asks me for some fish and yes, I always say good morning to him. Well, I mean, it's being polite

:rofl: God you crack me up Mike!

You know if I asked someone for food & they just said good morning to me time & time again I'd find a nice cliff to drive them off! :lol:

 

The MIG says to me "cut them off" it says..."make them pay" it says..."put your foot down and drown out the sounds of that siren with your induction" it says..."run that busload of blind orphans off the road" it says...but people don't believe me when I tell them that the MIG told me to do it...:xmasdrunk::creep:

 

I'm a boy - and I talk to my cars (when there's no passengers)! Am I "special"?

E.g. when over taking I say things like "go girl!" - seems to help

 

I'm a boy - and I talk to my cars (when there's no passengers)! Am I "special"?

E.g. when over taking I say things like "go girl!" - seems to help

I think that's perfectly natural! When I sit in a queue for a while my car shudders every now & then so I just tell her to chill out and stop getting aggitated! :lol:

 

When I really put my foot down in the Elan, and the turbo intervenes to take the acceleration from merely scorching to ******** mental, I can imagine Homer Simpson's voice shouting "Woo Hoo!"

 

If my MG could talk it would sound just like Brumy Barry off Auf Widersehn Pet.

 

At the moment my "F" says to me when I approach it :

"Come on big boy I'm all damp inside come and ride me"

 

There was a TV program on you a few months ago?

 

if my f could talk, it'd probably have a lisp