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The rules in this 18+ forum have been relaxed even further. From now on we will allow porn, yes hardcore porn. In fact anything as long as it is legal in the UK. So basically that's anything apart from child pornography, bestiality and necrophilia. That means no kids, ******* goats etc or dead people *****. :rofl:

  1. Swearing is allowed so long as it is NOT directed at another forum member with a serious tone. Comments made in jest are fine as long as it is clear that they ARE being made in jest. But calling somebody a **** for instance and putting a smiley after it is an unacceptable method of insulting another member and trying to hide the fact. Moderators will use their judgement but usually it is clear who is taking the piss :dddc: If it is clear that members cannot be trusted to behave in a mature way then swearing in 18+ will be banned as it is elsewhere.
  2. No topic or picture may contravene the law. Subjects that are deemed illegal will be removed and dealt with firmly.
  3. No child pornography. You will be banned from these forums for life if you do.
  4. No animal porn.
  5. No porn involving dead people. (You sick ********.)
  6. When posting hardcore pictures of your naked next door neighbour or whatever you MUST prefix it with one of the following:
    • CONTAINS MALE NUDITY:
    • CONTAINS FEMALE NUDITY:
    • CONTAINS MALE AND FEMALE NUDITY:
  7. This is to warn people who would otherwise not wish to see the content. As one of our team said "Last thing you want to do just after you've woken up, still half a sleep and eating your warm weetabix is to do is click on the wrong link and be presented with a giant cock or something." Well that's what he "says" :rofl:
You know what hardcore porn is so no taking the piss. There won't be ANY second chances. You have been warned.

Any member breaching these rules WILL have their future access to this forum removed completely.

These are final and not up for discussion.

Oh and don't bother sending me or any of the mods a PM asking how to circumvent the swear filters because we won't tell you. :rofl: You come in here, you learn to ******* swear *****. Also no giving ANY clues in these forums ya ********.
 

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How's that?
No you muppet this is the RULES thread for **** sake :shake: Start your won and follow the rules :rofl:(Nice lesbians though)
 

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The rules in this 18+ forum have been relaxed even further. From now on we will allow porn, yes hardcore porn. In fact anything as long as it is legal in the UK. So basically that's anything apart from child pornography, bestiality and necrophilia. That means no kids, fucking goats etc or dead people cunts. :rofl:

  1. Swearing is allowed so long as it is NOT directed at another forum member with a serious tone. Comments made in jest are fine as long as it is clear that they ARE being made in jest. But calling somebody a cunt for instance and putting a smiley after it is an unacceptable method of insulting another member and trying to hide the fact. Moderators will use their judgement but usually it is clear who is taking the piss :dddc: If it is clear that members cannot be trusted to behave in a mature way then swearing in 18+ will be banned as it is elsewhere.
  2. No topic or picture may contravene the law. Subjects that are deemed illegal will be removed and dealt with firmly.
  3. No child pornography. You will be banned from these forums for life if you do.
  4. No animal porn.
  5. No porn involving dead people. (You sick bastards.)
  6. When posting hardcore pictures of your naked next door neighbour or whatever you MUST prefix it with one of the following:
    • CONTAINS MALE NUDITY:
    • CONTAINS FEMALE NUDITY:
    • CONTAINS MALE AND FEMALE NUDITY:
  7. This is to warn people who would otherwise not wish to see the content. As one of our team said "Last thing you want to do just after you've woken up, still half a sleep and eating your warm weetabix is to do is click on the wrong link and be presented with a giant cock or something." Well that's what he "says" :rofl:
You know what hardcore porn is so no taking the piss. There won't be ANY second chances. You have been warned.

Any member breaching these rules WILL have their future access to this forum removed completely.

These are final and not up for discussion.

Oh and don't bother sending me or any of the mods a PM asking how to circumvent the swear filters because we won't tell you. :rofl: You come in here, you learn to fucking swear cunts.
So Bazza, when you say that people don't want to see a giant cock in the morning, is this what you mean:



Regards, Rob.
 

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Oooo, I like the rule change Bazza, it'll make moderation easier too. :broon:

Just one thing, if Stiff posts any photos displaying his tackle, please please ban the ugly ******. :D
 

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OMG Rob you are disgusting :rofl:

If any of you have ever seen this giant silver cock on the roundabout in Dorking, it is truly impressive.

There are some pictures of nude women sitting on the giant cock roaming the internet as well, which is a laugh, of course the caption always says 'Woman rides giant cock'.

LOL, regards, Rob.
 
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